It tastes better than it looks!
1 apple per person (or a pear, I guess), preferably organic
A reasonably, if not sensibly sized hunk of gorgonzola or blue cheese, crumbled by hand
Organic greens (Get a huge bag from Costco, they’re fresher somehow)
Vinegar: Apple cider, champagne, whatever floats your boat
Salt at your own risk! You probably don’t need it because of the cheese.
Enjoy! Praise God!