I know that we’ve had our differences… and that’s actually a good thing. The fact is, I’m with God. I know I told you this before; but I mean it even more this time. And you hate God, so I just don’t see how this is going to work…
Okay, listen you scoundrel. I know your tricks. I know how you like to get me all stirred up. I know how you like to get me angry at people in the name of God… but this isn’t done in the spirit of God. I know how much you like to distract me. I know how you thrive in fear and how you take pleasure in the misery that you make me inflict on myself.
I know you like it when I take the easy way out. I know you like it when I get all complacent. That’s enough Bible reading. That’s enough restraint- just keep yourself from biting her head off is all. That’s enough compassion. That’s enough joy. But the fact is that it shouldn’t be this way anymore.
I really feel that we’re growing apart more and more. I know we’ve tried to stay friends and hang out, but something just feels wrong. So I think it’s best if we call it quits. And please don’t try to find someone to replace me. I’m sure that they don’t need you. No one needs you.